simulation

phpFarm

Write real PHP to make a robot farm for you

by Rhou

Summary

You program Fred the robot in an in-game editor using real PHP syntax, planting and harvesting crops across growing fields. Harvest converts into biomass that unlocks loops, arrays, foreach, switch, tools and seeds on a skill tree, while missions trace the disappearance of the farm's previous developer.

  • Custom PHP interpreter unlocks language features one at a time
  • Error messages give line, column and a suggested fix
  • Mission system, contracts and tick-score optimisation goals

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